Funny Minion Jokesįor several years, the film “Despicable Me,” starring Minions, has been a great blockbuster, with sequels also performing well in theatres. Spider unless you pay rent… … you can’t live in my house. Raise your hand if you think the karma bus is moving too slow. I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine… … except money. Why do Minions wear two pairs of trousers when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one. No officer, I haven’t been drinking I was trying to avoid all the potholes! What musical instrument did the Minion keep in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. The phone of A 6-year-old today the phone I had when a was 6 Why couldn’t the Minion understand what the Shetland pony was saying? Because he was a little hoarse. I am batman “Butt” – Man hehehahahaaa What do you call a Nintendo Wii character that looks like a Minion? Despicable Mii. What do you call someone who has a huge amount of Minions? A Minion-aire. Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? I don’t know about you, but I’ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as kid. What would you call a Minion that is covered in black stripes? A despicable bee. If I manage to survive the rest of the week, I would like my straight jacket in hot pink & my helmet to sparkle.

I solemnly swear to only be sarcastic on days that begin with T like… Tuesday, Thursday, today, & tomorrow. I have decided to cut back on being sarcastic. What is the fastest way for Minions to get from the first floor to the ground floor? By sliding down the banana-ster! What does the Minion’s say to its favourite food before they leave the house? I’m going bananas. But there is definitely a small hole in the bag somewhere. Maybe one day you’ll find a brain back there! I may not have lost all of my marbles just yet. This is why we have prepared this list of best minion jokes for you to have fun. We can’t take our eyes off these banana-loving creatures every time we see them on social media.

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